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Oct 7

Classy Broads

I just saw Amanda Knox on TV doing something Amanda Knox-ie. Now I’m wondering if she’ll ever have a normal dating life, because these are the things I think about. I wondered the same thing about Casey Anthony and Monica Lewinsky. I did not, however question weather Anthony Weiner would have a normal dating life once his scandal publicity died down (assuming his wife left him, which I don’t know if she did).

I only wonder about the lives of public women. I wonder what it would be like to be the man to date Monica, Casey or Amanda (look we’re already on a first name basis). I always wondered if women rock bands, or women singers in general, bang male groupies out on tour. Are there even such creatures? We all assume, and know, that male bands have, and often bang female groupies. So what’s to stop the ladies from partaking in the same pleasures?

I think it all comes back to double standards. Boys will be boys, but girls better not be boys.